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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Thanks for the grumpy, red-blooded, semi-civilized King Arthur!

In central France they have a different kind of Dark Ages Saint. A guy gets beheaded by the Romans and defiantly picks up his head and walks around with it. I don't know how long this continues.

I unexpectedly encountered this saint as a crude 8-foot statue beside a small parish church. The Headless Sanctus had his head in the crook of his arm.

Kind of turned my stomach.

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Melanie Bettinelli's avatar

Saint Denis! One of my favorites. In one version his head preaches a sermon while he's holding it.

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Daniel Moran's avatar

Really enjoyed this--and the cows turning into ... ferns! Ha! Impossible to not think of Michael Palin saying, "A SHRUBBERY!"

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SDG's avatar

Great stuff, Tom. I was familiar with most of this, including Gildas as a writer, but not the convoluted explanation for why Gildas supposedly purged mention of Arthur from his work! Love this.

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Deacon Tom's avatar

Thanks! And -- oof -- typos. I blame the Welsh. Trying to keep up with all those consonants is fatiguing.

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SDG's avatar

You got Llancarfan right, and that’s the main thing!

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Deacon Tom's avatar

Nothing can top the Kalevala for spelling headaches.

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